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User Prompt: Claudia, I want you to search the internet for the AP and Coaches polls for the upcoming college football season and make a prediction as to who's going to win the national championship.


Searched the web

Both polls are out — here's how they line up:

Preseason College Football Rankings (Top 25)

Rank AP Top 25 (Aug 17) Coaches Poll (Aug 4)
1 Ohio State (40) Ohio State (38)
2 Oregon (14) Oregon (6)
3 Georgia Georgia (7)
4 Notre Dame (6) Texas (2)
5 Texas Notre Dame (5)
6 Indiana (8) Indiana (14)
7 Miami (1) Miami
8 Texas A&M Texas A&M
9 Ole Miss Oklahoma
10 Oklahoma Ole Miss
11 LSU Alabama
12 Texas Tech Texas Tech
13 Alabama LSU
14 BYU / USC (tie) USC
15 BYU
16 Michigan Michigan
17 Washington Penn State
18 Penn State Tennessee
19 SMU Washington
20 Tennessee SMU
21 Utah Utah
22 Iowa Iowa
23 Houston Clemson
24 Louisville Houston
25 Missouri Missouri

(First-place votes in parentheses.)


Initial Takeaways

A few things jump out:

  • Ohio State at No. 1: Sits atop the AP poll with 40 first-place votes out of 69 ballots, and took 38 of 72 in the Coaches Poll — the first time the Buckeyes have started a season No. 1 there since 2015.
  • Defending Champion Indiana: Received the second-most Coaches Poll first-place votes (14) but sits at No. 6 — voters are essentially saying "we respect the 16-0 run, but Fernando Mendoza is gone."
  • Clemson vs. Louisville Disagreement: Clemson fell out of the AP rankings entirely while Louisville moved in at No. 24.
  • No SEC First-Place Votes in the AP: No SEC team received a single AP first-place vote, which is genuinely unusual. (CBS Sports + 4)

National Championship Pick: Ohio State

The Reasoning: They return their leading passer (Julian Sayin), leading rusher (Bo Jackson), and leading receiver (Jeremiah Smith), and no team has more talent top to bottom. A quarterback who completed 77% of his passes last year — an Ohio State and Big Ten record — paired with the best receiver in the sport is the most reliable floor in college football. The Big Ten has also won three straight titles, and the structural advantages (roster spend, portal leverage) haven't moved. (Bleacher Report | Bettors Insider)

The Caveat (The Defense): Ryan Day had to overhaul the defense after losing Arvell Reese, Caleb Downs, and Sonny Styles, and Arthur Smith replaced Brian Hartline as offensive coordinator. Ohio State's 2024 title was built on a suffocating defense, not just points. If the new front seven is merely good rather than elite, they're the fourth-best team in their own playoff bracket. (Bleacher Report)

Two Hedges to Consider:

  1. Notre Dame is the sharper value: They're tied with or just behind Ohio State on the oddsboard, with a loaded roster and preseason Heisman favorite CJ Carr. Their schedule offers no real test until a mid-October trip to BYU and a November rematch with Miami. A team that good with that schedule is very likely to enter the playoff at 11-1 or better with a high seed. (FOX Sports | CBS Sports)
  2. Don't over-trust any of this: Last year's preseason Coaches Poll had Texas first and Penn State second — both missed the playoff, Penn State fired James Franklin after a 3-3 start, and Indiana was 19th before going 16-0. Last preseason, roughly half the ranked teams didn't even finish in the poll. Seven schools sit at 11-1 or shorter, which is about as flat as a title market gets — the market is basically admitting it doesn't know either. (Bleacher Report + 2)

Summary: Ohio State over Notre Dame in Las Vegas, with about as much conviction as a coin flip that's been weighted with a Jeremiah Smith-sized thumb.


User Follow-Up: You really think Ohio State is going to win? Isn't being ranked #1 preseason a curse?


Searched the web

The curse is real as a statistic and mostly fake as a mechanism. Both things can be true.

1. The Numbers Behind the "Curse"

  • Of the last 19 preseason AP No. 1 teams, only two won the national championship — 2004 USC and 2017 Alabama.
  • Alabama in 2017 remains the only team in the CFP era to go wire to wire.
  • Ohio State is carrying its own version of this — this is the ninth time the Buckeyes have opened a season at No. 1 in the AP poll, and the first since 2016. (FanSided + 2)

2. What That Number Is Actually Measuring

Of the 300 preseason-ranked teams since 2014, only 4% — 12 teams, one per season — won the national championship. There are 25 ranked teams and one trophy. The preseason No. 1 winning about 10% of the time isn't a curse; it's roughly what you'd expect from the best team in a sport where the best team loses a lot. Nobody calls it a curse when the No. 3 team doesn't win, because nobody wrote a column about the No. 3 team in August. (RotoWire)

The flip side cuts the other way hard:

  • Champions in the CFP era started the preseason ranked No. 5, 3, 2, 1, 2, 6, 3, 5, 3, 2, 2, and 20 — an average rank of 3.1.
  • Before Indiana last year, the AP preseason poll had the eventual champion in its top 6 for 11 straight seasons.

A high preseason ranking is strongly predictive — it's just that the specific slot within the top five is noise. Being No. 1 rather than No. 3 tells you almost nothing, which is why the "curse" pattern shows up: the honor lands on one team, and the title gets distributed across all five. (Sports Illustrated | Saturday Down South)

3. The 12-Team Playoff Reality

If I were arguing for a curse, the honest version isn't psychology or a target-on-the-back. It's structural:

  • The 12-team playoff means the favorite now has to win three or four consecutive elimination games against top-25 teams.
  • Even a genuinely dominant team is maybe 75–80% in each of those.
  • Compound that, and your best team in the country is a coin flip at best. That's not a hex, it's just multiplication — and it's why seven schools sit at 11-1 or shorter this year. (Sports Illustrated)

Conclusion & Final Outlook

I don't think Ohio State is likely to win — nobody is. At +600, the market gives them about a 14% chance, and I don't have a good reason to depart much from that. What I said was that they're the single most probable winner out of a pack of eight or nine, which means I'm also saying there's an ~86% chance I'm wrong. That's just what predicting this sport looks like now.

The thing that would actually change my mind isn't the curse — it's the rebuilt Ohio State defense. If that unit looks ordinary in September, drop them behind Notre Dame and Oregon and don't look back.

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User Prompt: Look up the Coaches Poll and the AP Poll and tell me who you think is going to win the college national championship.

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Assuming you mean 2026 college football, my pick is Ohio State.

Preseason Consensus Top 6

Both preseason polls agree on the top two:

  • Ohio State: No. 1 in AP and Coaches Poll
  • Oregon: No. 2 in both
  • Georgia: No. 3 in both
  • Notre Dame: No. 4 AP, No. 5 Coaches
  • Texas: No. 5 AP, No. 4 Coaches
  • Indiana: No. 6 in both (despite being the defending champion)

Analysis & Outlook

  • Why Ohio State? Ohio State is the strongest choice because it has the clearest consensus, receiving 40 AP first-place votes and 38 Coaches Poll first-place votes. Its offense returns elite quarterback Julian Sayin, wide receiver Jeremiah Smith, and running back Bo Jackson.
  • Key Concerns: The major concern is replacing much of the defense, plus a demanding schedule featuring matchups against Texas, Indiana, and Oregon.

Predicted Final Four Forecast

  1. Champion: Ohio State
  2. Runner-Up: Oregon
  3. Georgia
  4. Notre Dame

Sleeper / Team to Watch

  • Indiana: The team I’d be most cautious about overlooking is Indiana — they went 16–0 last season and return substantial talent — but replacing Heisman-winning quarterback Fernando Mendoza makes a repeat less likely.

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Here is the breakdown of the latest preseason polls (AP Top 25 and US LBM Coaches Poll), along with an analysis and prediction for who is primed to take home the College Football National Championship.


Side-by-Side Poll Comparison (Top 10)

Rank AP Poll Coaches Poll
1 Ohio State (40 first-place votes) Ohio State
2 Oregon (14) Oregon
3 Georgia Georgia
4 Notre Dame (6) Texas
5 Texas Notre Dame
6 Indiana (8) Indiana
7 Miami (1) Miami
8 Texas A&M Texas A&M
9 Ole Miss Oklahoma
10 Oklahoma Ole Miss

(Rounding out the rest of the Top 25: LSU, Texas Tech, Alabama, BYU, USC, Michigan, Washington, Penn State, SMU, Tennessee, Utah, Iowa, Houston, Louisville/Clemson, and Missouri).


National Championship Prediction & Analysis

The Pick to Win: Ohio State Buckeyes

The consensus across both polls places Ohio State as the frontrunner, and they have the strongest roster and structural setup to win the National Championship:

  1. Roster Completeness & Depth: * Ohio State enters the season with arguably the most talent-dense defense in the country and elite playmakers at the skill positions. In the 12-team expanded playoff format, depth across 16–17 game seasons is decisive.
  2. Defensive Dominance: * Recent national champions have consistently paired an elite defensive front with explosive offensive efficiency. Ohio State's front seven gives them an edge against high-powered offenses in late playoff rounds.
  3. Playoff Path: * Even in a grueling Big Ten featuring Oregon, Michigan, and Penn State, the expanded 12-team playoff gives Ohio State the margin for error during the regular season while ensuring they are battle-tested come December and January.

Top Contenders That Could Spoil It

  • Georgia Bulldogs (#3):
  • Kirby Smart’s program remains the standard for physical, trenches-first football. If any team can match Ohio State’s defensive athleticism and depth in a four-quarter slugfest, it's Georgia.
  • Oregon Ducks (#2):
  • Under Dan Lanning, Oregon has recruited at an elite level and plays with relentless offensive tempo. They pose the biggest direct threat to Ohio State in the Big Ten and on the national stage.
  • Texas Longhorns (#4/5):
  • Steve Sarkisian's offensive system and quarterback play give Texas the firepower to score against any defense in the country.

Final Verdict

Expect a heavyweight clash in the title game between Ohio State and Georgia, with Ohio State having the slight edge to hoist the trophy thanks to their defensive playmakers and superior roster depth.

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Ohio State is ranked No. 1 in both the preseason AP Top 25 and the USA Today Coaches Poll (also called the US LBM Coaches Poll), and they are the betting favorites to win the national championship.

AP Top 25 (released August 17, 2026)

  1. Ohio State (40 first-place votes)
  2. Oregon (14)
  3. Georgia
  4. Notre Dame (6)
  5. Texas
  6. Indiana (8) — the defending national champions
  7. Miami (FL) (1)
  8. Texas A&M
  9. Ole Miss
  10. Oklahoma
  11. LSU
  12. Texas Tech
  13. Alabama

T-14. BYU / USC

(Full top 25 continues with Michigan, Washington, Penn State, SMU, Tennessee, Utah, Iowa, Houston, Louisville, and Missouri.)

Coaches Poll (released early August 2026)

  1. Ohio State (38 first-place votes)
  2. Oregon (6)
  3. Georgia (7)
  4. Texas (2)
  5. Notre Dame (5)
  6. Indiana (14)
  7. Miami
  8. Texas A&M
  9. Oklahoma
  10. Ole Miss
  11. Alabama
  12. Texas Tech
  13. LSU
  14. USC
  15. BYU

(Clemson, Houston, and Missouri round out the top 25; the order is very similar to the AP overall.)

Ohio State and Oregon sit 1-2 in both major polls. Indiana (the 2025 national champions after a 16-0 season) received a solid share of first-place votes but landed at No. 6 in both, reflecting some voter hesitation about repeating after losing key pieces (including their Heisman-winning quarterback).

Betting odds (as of late August 2026)

Ohio State is the consensus favorite at roughly +550 to +600. Notre Dame, Oregon, Texas, Georgia, and Indiana are the next tier (generally in the +650 to +900 range), with Miami further back.

My take on who wins the national championship

Ohio State.

They return a loaded offense featuring Heisman finalist QB Julian Sayin, elite receiver Jeremiah Smith, and running back Bo Jackson, plus significant offensive-line continuity. The defense lost some star power and needs to reload via the portal and development, but the overall talent level and experience still look like the highest in the country. Ryan Day’s teams have rarely finished outside the top tier, and this group has a clear “redemption” motivation after falling short in the late stages of 2025.

Indiana is a legitimate contender under Curt Cignetti and hosts Ohio State in mid-October, but the quarterback transition after a Heisman winner is a real variable, and history shows repeating is extremely hard. Oregon is right there with elite defensive pieces and skill talent. Georgia, Texas (Arch Manning), and Notre Dame all have realistic paths in a 12-team playoff format.

Still, if I have to pick one team right now—before a single snap has been played—Ohio State has the best combination of returning production, depth, and schedule upside to get through the Big Ten gauntlet and the playoff. Preseason favorites don’t always hold up, and chaos is the norm, but the Buckeyes are the clearest No. 1 for a reason.

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Here's what I found for the 2026 season (preseason polls, released Aug. 17, 2026).


Preseason Polls Overview

Note on Consensus: The two polls basically agree — a notable rarity — with Ohio State securing the most first-place votes in each.

USA Today / AFCA Coaches Poll (First-Place Votes)

  • Ohio State: 38
  • Indiana: 14
  • Georgia: 7
  • Oregon: 6
  • Notre Dame: 5
  • Texas: 2

Preseason Top 25 Rankings

Rank AP Top 25 (Preseason) USA Today / AFCA Coaches Poll
1 Ohio State Ohio State
2 Oregon Oregon
3 Georgia Georgia
4 Texas Texas
5 Notre Dame Notre Dame
6 Indiana Indiana
7 Miami (FL) Miami (FL)
8 Texas A&M Texas A&M
9 Oklahoma Oklahoma
10 Ole Miss Ole Miss
11 Alabama Alabama
12 Texas Tech Texas Tech
13 LSU LSU
14 USC USC
15 BYU BYU
16 Michigan Michigan
17 Penn State Penn State
18 Tennessee Tennessee
19 Washington Washington
20 SMU SMU
21 Utah Utah
22 Iowa Iowa
23 Clemson Clemson
24 Houston Houston
25 Missouri Missouri

National Championship Prediction

Winner: Ohio State Buckeyes

Key Reasons

  • Talent + Returning Firepower: Ohio State is the rare preseason No. 1 that isn't rebuilding. They return most of their core from a roster that reached the CFP last season and feature the best raw talent in the country.
  • Consensus at the Top: When the AP and Coaches polls agree this closely on the No. 1 team, it usually reflects a true talent gap, not just hype (OSU secured 38 of 72 first-place votes from coaches).
  • The SEC Gauntlet: Georgia, Texas, Alabama, and Texas A&M are all in the top 11, but that grueling schedule means they'll beat each other up in the regular season — making it harder for any single SEC team to enter the playoff as a clear, fresh favorite.

Other Teams to Watch

  • Dark-Horse to Watch — Georgia: They have the defense and coaching caliber to win it all, making them the most likely non-OSU team to lift the trophy.
  • Biggest Wild Card — Indiana: The defending national champions (16–0, Heisman winner Fernando Mendoza) reloaded with TCU transfer Josh Hoover at quarterback. If that transition clicks, the Hoosiers could crash the top 4 again — though replacing that much departed talent makes a repeat very unlikely.

Final Verdict

Ohio State to win the 2026 National Championship, with Georgia as the toughest challenger in the title game.